Episode 1

Episode 1 (stylised episode 1) is the first episode of the podcast bigsofttitty.png. It aired on January 9 2018.

Description
tom walker and demi lardner are very good T COMEDY

Summary
Demi and Tom talk about various rubbish

They discuss how the podcast will be a great archive of their relationship when they break up

Demi gives her story of licking a priest's finger

Tom discusses how his ballsack will move a few metres over the course of his lifetime

Demi discusses her brief stint at university

Tom and Demi riff on Mr. Brightside

Tom and Demi discuss the world's saddest short story, 'Baby shoes, never worn'

Tom and Demi discuss songs that are about the same thing the whole time

Tom chokes on his Stone Cold Steve Austin water

Demi and Tom disuss the truth about Santa Claus

Tom and Demi discuss the number 79

Demi and Tom discuss Macca, Alan Lardner's cat, and the following cat Jasmine

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Tom and Demi discuss whether or not they are peaking

Tom mentions that Bush did 9/11

Tom discusses the worst file names he's had on his computer. They also discuss meal plans and how they're sad

Demi discusses how she doesn't know her age

Demi and Tom discuss Enemy of the Show Michael Hing and how they were bad at comedy to start with.

They discuss masculinity, and how it did not exist at Gaulier

Demi licks Tom's foot.

The conversation falls apart at this point.

Trivia
This episode has the first mention of Mr. Brightside on the podcast at ~11:40