Are They A Horse?

Are They A Horse? is a segment on the podcast Bigsofttitty.png. It sits alongside other segments such as Internet Deep Dive and Web Martyr.

Episodes and Horses

 * Episode 40
 * Makybe Diva (Horse)
 * Jackie Chan (Not a Horse)
 * Colin Mochrie (Not a Horse)
 * Eddie McGuire (unknown)
 * Episode 41
 * Rick Moranis (Not a Horse)
 * Episode 42
 * Angelina Jolie (Not a Horse)
 * Episode 44
 * Avril Lavigne (Horse)
 * Mister Ed (Horse)
 * Episode 45
 * Angelina Jolie (Not a Horse)
 * Episode 47
 * Jim Stacey (Horse)
 * Episode 48
 * Zoë Coombs Marr (Not a Horse)
 * Episode 49
 * Tom Armstong (Horse)
 * Demi and Tom (unknown)
 * Episode 49.5
 * Jack Black (Horse)
 * Episode 56
 * Blow Me (Horse)
 * Yaka Mika Dolla (??? I don't know how to spell that horse) (Horse)
 * Meatball (Drag queen)
 * Two in the Pink (Horse)
 * Minor Misdemeanor (Drag queen)
 * Big Tits (Horse)
 * Turducken (Horse)
 * Eggs Benedict (Drag queen)
 * Brangelina (Horse)
 * Mary Hinge (Horse)
 * G-Spot (Horse)
 * Barely Legal (Horse)
 * Is He Dead Motherfucker (Drag queen)
 * Pants (Horse)
 * Avery Good Lay (Drag queen)
 * Cunt (Drag queen)
 * Bonus Episode 84
 * First Dude (Horse)
 * Hannibal Lecter (Horse)
 * Pound the Mound (Horse)
 * Assault (Horse)
 * Date More Minors (Horse)
 * Golden Shower (Horse)
 * Bodacious Tatas (Horse)
 * Big Tits (Horse)
 * Oh No, It's My Mother In Law (Horse)
 * My Ex-Wife's Ashes (Horse)

Theme Song
The theme song for Are They a Horse is a source of much angst for Tom, and much Joy for Demi. It has gone through at least five (5) distinct iterations, becoming increasingly complex.

The basic lyrics are as follows:

Refrain:

Are they a horse?

Are they a horse?

Rhythmic Accompaniment:

Horse, horse, horse, horse,

Horse, horse, horse-horse-horse.

Rap Breakdown

A horse is a friend and you sit on their back

They can go real fast if you give 'em a smack

They'll do a little kick if you make 'em feel bad,

They can't keep promises; one fucked my dad.

The most recent version of the Are They a Horse Theme was a collaborative effort between Demi Lardner and Tom Armstrong. Mr. Armstrong is best known as half of musical duo Godwolf, and is the sound designer and composer for Australian comedy group Aunty Donna.

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